Some would think that the two narrating this shit show were “Angry” Pete and me, Steve. A lethal combination… Nope, just two other replicas who I wouldn’t mind talking to, to join this site. Haha
So supposedly the driver of that car was in diabetic shock, meaning, your eyes are open, and you can do everything, but you just don’t know what the fuck you are doing, supposedly. Doesn’t make sense, at all really. Does your mind just tell you to slam on the fucking gas and do triple axels in the snowy median? Weird.
Anyway, a lot of people on the YouTube end of their video are bitching and moaning that the two filming are assholes for not calling police. Well, the fucking cops were tailing it, and no one knew it was a diabetic reaction. People thought she just wasn’t stopping for police. Hence, a “pursuit.”
I think my favorite comment on YouTube was this:
“I know, how could they not see the huge neon sign on the side of her car that was blinking “HAVING A DIABETIC EMERGENCY!!!!”?”
Video is still hilarious on the narrating end at the time no one knew what the fuck was going on.
-Steve
Maybe now this lady will check into her disease rather waiting for something fucked up to happen. Christ. Clearly she must of had some type of sign something was happening.
I mean, it’s only fair right? Why should these fuck heads get to live when they cause serious fucking injuries or death to innocent drivers?
Now, I’m not a racist fuck, but it’s clear as fucking day that these “racers” are of the spanish and fucking asian decent. I’ve seen Fast and the Furious. That shit doesn’t fool me. So it’s clear that this breed of assholes are SpAsians. Simple as that. Waste of life SpAsians. Fucking sue me. You all suck the cock.
If I ever get the chance to see one of these 3 foot fuck heads blocking the road with their “racing” cars, I would seriously plow right the fuck through them, I don’t care. Shutting down the highway? Fuck them.
Every time I hear that at race is about to start up, I pray that each and every one of them does a fucking barrel roll right down the highway and their car explodes. Seriously, fuck’em. I’m sure more than half of them are illegal too.
So did you hear about this breed of fuck heads that collided with a wrong way operator on Route 16 last night near Wellington Circle? Talk about a perfect ending. Hope that sent all three into a fucking coma. Clearly the wrong way operator was shit faced. In my eyes, that asshole saved the fucking day in a fucked up way. Too bad I couldn’t have witnessed that shit. I would have laughed my balls off.
“Hahahahaha, you fucking morons! How’s racing now ya fuck heads?!”
These assholes think they are untouchable. Well guess what, sooner or later, Death will be knocking on the door, ya fucking illegal high school dropouts. The video below is the closest thing I could find to what happened in Everett. It’s everything I hoped would happen to these assholes.
- “Angry” Pete
Too bad the MSP aren’t authorized to use deadly force on racers.
Oh, don’t these “racers” realize that a car with a “fin” these days is fucking gay? Just saying.
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An Everett city official is demanding a police crackdown on drag racers along Route 16 after a suspected racing crash sent three people to the hospital early yesterday morning.
State Police, who carried out recent racing stings in the Merrimack Valley, said unseasonably warm weather may be to blame for the unexpected emergence of late-night drag racing in the heart of winter.
An Everett alderwoman said she’s fed up and wants to put a stop to it in her city.
“We will work as a city to request the State Police take a look at this,” said Alderwoman Millie Cardello. “There’s been a drag racing issue on Route 16 as long as I can remember. It’s usually when the weather is good. Normally, it’s late at night. … We need to reach out to them to be more vigilant in that area.”
State Police spokesman David Procopio said the staties are on it.
“Racing is a serious offense. It threatens the lives of innocent people, and we have no tolerance for anyone who takes part in it,” Procopio said. “We have made it a priority to seek out racers before they can hurt someone.”
He said state police stopped two recent drag races along 495 between Lawrence and Andover. He said racers go to elaborate lengths, designating certain cars to block the road, while others form up at the start line. Friday, a trooper spotted a dozen cars en route to the races and stopped them after a Honda Civic and a Subaru Impreza had blocked the interstate, forcing motorists to swerve to avoid hitting them.
In Everett, Procopio said two cars apparently were racing on Route 16 near Wellington Circle just before 1 a.m. yesterday, when one collided with a wrong-way driver. The investigation is ongoing, and charges are pending.
Route 16 is a busy commercial roadway during the day, but at night it is relatively deserted. Chelsea Police Capt. Keith Houghton said police routinely crackdown on drag racing along Route 16 and Second Avenue, as well as Marginal Street and Eastern Avenue.
Source: bostonherald.com
So who heard about Alex “the moron” Morin? Anyone? Anybody?
Well this dumb fuck was completely shattered driving north in the southbound lanes on the mighty 495 in Marlboro Sunday morning. Apparently this shit bag never got the memo of YOU CAN’T FUCKING DO THAT SIR! Christ. And oh, he had a loaded handgun on himself too.
So this is how it all went down that early morning.
State Police took a bunch of calls just after 3am from motorists stating this sugar cookie was driving north in the south on 495. A Trooper from the Leominster barracks hit about Mach 1 on Route 2 to catch up to the fuck head on 495. With it being that early in the morning and motorists giving out the location, it wasn’t hard for the Trooper to find the prick.
The Trooper caught up to Moron, I mean, Morin, and was approaching the vehicle head on. Both the Trooper and Moron slowed down, but Moron didn’t stop. Yea, I’m still calling this asshole “Moron” over “Morin.” Fuck him.
So the sugar cookie (haha) tried going around the cruiser, side swiping the blue bird and continued on his merry fucking way. At that point, police from Boxboro, and Littleton, and a few more Troopers joined the pursuit.
Sugar cookie managed to pull off the highway, turned around, and started up on the highway yet again. At this point, the Lieutenant gave the green light to take the subject out with all necessary force. I’d fucking pull up next to him and shoot him to end the threat, but that’s just me. I guess the State Police have protocols or some shit.
One of the Troopers then caught up to the fuck ball and performed the pit maneuver on the scumbag resulting in him spinning out. Wish I was there to see what unfolded next. The fucking moron stalled out his car, but started it again and tried taking off yet again. Now comes the good part.
Meh, skip the pit, lets just fucking ram him into the fucking snowy median! Boom. Done? Nope.
Troopers order this shit head out of his car, but Moron didn’t want to budge. Not a problem. Door wouldn’t open, so Troopers used their key. They smashed the assholes window and ripped him right out of the window like the fucking rag doll he was. Boom. Jail.
Now what bugs me out of the whole fucking thing is that the cock suck posted $500 bail. The fuck is that? There should be no bail for attempted murder on innocent drivers by this shit faced scumbag. He. Could. Of. KILLED. Someone.
Here’s the list of charges this piece of shit racked up:
Drunken driving, carrying a firearm while drunk, failure to stop for police, driving on a state highway in the wrong direction, a marked lanes violation, leaving the scene of property damage and destruction of a motor vehicle.
Best part of this whole thing? A plea of not guilty was entered on his behalf.
Yea, not guilty. Good luck sir.
- “Angry” Pete
Fucking shit head.
My family recently visited Salem to do some Christmas shopping. But instead of unique gifts, we came away with an undeserved traffic ticket and a fear of ever driving in Salem again.
I am hoping this is not the way you would like visitors to be treated.
One of the things we have always found so charming about Salem are the quaint, winding roads that we usually take to get there. Unfortunately, we took a wrong turn or two and ended up on a main road during rush hour.
Doing my best to get off the busy highway, I apparently went straight in a right-turn-only lane and was pulled over by a police officer. Being from out of state and clearly unfamiliar with the road, I expected a friendly warning after I apologized for my mistake.
But even after admitting it was a “problem intersection,” this officer proceeded to issue me a $100 ticket. I’m sure the residents of Salem are accustomed to the traffic patterns and know which lanes to be in, but, frankly, I was confused and having a difficult time in the heavy traffic.
I was bewildered — and still am — as to why a visitor should be given a ticket for an honest mistake in a difficult situation. Salem can be a little confusing for visitors. A friendly reminder would have served Salem well and retained my family as frequent visitors.
As it is, I am afraid to drive there again, lest I make another minor mistake.
- Laura M. Kerber – Selkirk, NY
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This lady is fucking crazy. Salem has been completely made over with newly painted lines and lanes. EVERYTHING is CLEARLY MARKED! My blind step cousin can maneuver that shit blind folded, and he’s from fucking OHIO!
“I am hoping this is not the way you would like visitors to be treated.” What so, if you fuck up, and the next person fucks up, and the next person fucks up, and the next person fucks up and the next, next, next, they should all get a free pass? Fuck you think Salem PD is running here?
Stop trying to butter up Salem as if it’s King Shit. The “city” is fucking horrible. It’s fucking Looneyville, with a side of crazy.
Just do us all a favor and drive 200 miles North of Selkirk if you wanna get a pat on the bum. Heard those Canadiens are softies.
Fuck sake.
I was bewildered — and still am — as to why a visitor should be given a ticket… Ok, so I can drive like an asshole in NY? Makes perfect sense.
- “Angry” Pete
The Pussification of America continues.
I’m sorry, but I’m only picturing the scene from above in this case from The Big Lebowski. Haha. People are literally fucked in the head these days. Thank Christ this fiasco didn’t take place today on Fucked Up Friday. That would of had a bunch of rip shit folks on 128. Shit.
- “Angry” Pete
Could you imagine witnessing such stupidity?
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State police say a 49-year-old woman riding in a friend’s car has jumped out of the moving vehicle into the road on Route 128 southbound, by Exit 20 in Danvers, suffering head injuries and numerous lacerations.
Police did not say why the woman jumped out of the car Thursday evening near 6 p.m.. Authorities did not fully identify the woman, except to say that she is from Manchester.
The driver stopped the vehicle to help her friend from the road.
Three other cars collided while trying to avoid running over the Manchester woman. A 50-year-old North Reading woman and a 16-year-old girl from Lynn sustained non-life-threatening injuries in the collision.
Source: itemlive.com
Hahahahaha! That’s what you get for towing something heavier than your shit box wagon!
-Paul
So Red’s Kitchen and Tavern is opening up real soon in the town of Peabody, Massachusetts on good old Route Fun. This place can seat about 175 folks while operating 5am to 1am. Oh, and guess what? Full liquor license. This will be a hot zone for shit faced drivers I’m sure. Route 1 is good at flipping vehicles over. Best part? It’s right in front of a truck stop. So get ready for TT units to be jack knifing up and down 1 late at night.
The only good thing about this location is that it’s about a 1/4 mile from a sobriety checkpoint on weekends. So good luck making the flip back up Route Fun from Lowell Street ya scumbags.
-Steve
That’s the subject of the hate mail we received.
“Fuck you for the trooperr shyt”
What the fuck does that even mean? Then there’s the rest of the mumbo jumbo email…
“You say grow up but open your eyes kid you know nothing and never will.. You stay behind a screen… Ypur 2¢§ is trash you dont how the drug game goes untill your in the shoes of one so fall of your chair and go out and explore its good for your health no need to hate thats bad fot your health
Sent from my iPod”
So just like the subject line, what the fuck does that even mean? I actually feel somewhat ritahded after reading that shit. It makes absolutely no sense at all. You’d think they’d attach the post they were referring to. A few things to point out:
1. Grammar and Spelling – What are you in Junior High? Read that shit back to yourself, seriously.
2. “Kid.” – Yea, right.
3. “You stay behind a screen.” – Actually I’m pretty much on the road 24/7 ripping on those who suck at common sense.
4. “Ypur 2¢§” – Huh?
5. “Drug game.” – I’ve played Drug Wars before. Think I got the hang of it.
6. “So fall of your chair and go out and explore its good for your health” – Of or off? I’m confused. And explore what? Again, fucking lost there.
7. “Sent from my iPod” – A clear indication that this kid is still living at home with his parents.
Who the fuck sends an email from an iPod these days?
Christ.
- “Angry” Pete
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