About Us

traffic – noun; the movement of vehicles, ships, persons, etc., in an area, along a street, through an air lane, over a water route, etc.

scoop – noun; news, information, or details.

asshole – noun; a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

Bundle all that up and you get TrafficScoop.com, only, we’re not the assholes.

Situated in Boston, MA, we strive to gather information on road hazards all over the world. From accidents that cause major gridlocks, to the goofiest shit you’ve seen on the road.

Sitting in traffic for hours gripping that steering wheel as if you want to drive the asshole in front of you into an embankment? Or perhaps flip off the moron behind you, whose been riding your ass for miles?

Then this is your place! Sit back, scroll through our stories, and read about all the other people who have no common sense on the roadways. And remember, we have: No Sympathy for Stupidity!

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Meet the webmasters:

Raige, Paul, Bob Knoes, Steve, “Angry” Pete and Franz Heinrich.

Raige (The Boss) – Owner of Traffic Scoop / Overall Writing – The creative mind behind Traffic Scoop. “What’s the scoop with you?”

Paul – Comic Relief on the Road – Paul is sharper than a tack when it comes to comic relief here at Traffic Scoop.

Bob Knoes – Accidents & Detours – Whether there’s an accident that shuts down a highway, or major detours around your city, Bob Knoes knows your route.

Steve – Focusing on the Dumb Bastards – Steve primarily focuses on the dumb bastards on the road. “Please don’t disappoint me during your commute.”

“Angry” Pete – Anger Management / Road Rage – When it comes to road rage on the streets, you don’t wanna cross “Angry” Pete. Seriously, you don’t.

Franz Heinrich – International Traveling – Traffic Scoop loves the fact that we have an international advisor giving you the latest updates on conditions around the world. “Me look out traffic in world.”